If I get pregnant now, i’ll give birth in 9 months and then I have to wait like 3 years to do this with her? wait.. wait…. if I adopt a child… no wait, that takes longer cuz of the paperwork, background checks… hmmmmm if I steal a newborn and raise it as my own… ugffff… Does anyone know how long prison sentences are for kidnapping??? errr nevermind. can someone let me borrow their 3 year old daughter for the evening???